A Vehicle to Stand the Test of Time

A Vehicle to Stand the Test of Time

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing?

Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. 

Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. Save me, Jeebus. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer.

The Adventure of a Lifetime

The Adventure of a Lifetime

Army had half a day. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Really? Did nothing cancel? I’ve opened a door here that I regret. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I hear the jury’s still out on science.

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.

Benefits of Having a Land Rover as a Company Car

Benefits of Having a Land Rover as a Company Car

How am I ever gonna explain this? Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Don’t underestimate the Force. I call it luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think?

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Partially, but it also obeys your commands.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

I want to come with you to Alderaan.

There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.