Army had half a day. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Really? Did nothing cancel? I’ve opened a door here that I regret. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I hear the jury’s still out on science.

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer’s questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide.